£6,500 for 12.5 hours a week.
Ashford, Kent

We’re not quite sure how to describe this job, but basically we need someone who wants to look after us. We don’t care what you’ve done in the past work-wise, it’s your lovely warm personality that counts. You’ll just be one of those people who get a kick out of looking after others and making sure everything runs smoothly.

We need someone every day between 11:30 and 2:00pm. You’ll need to be organised and probably slightly bossy in nature. What’s the job? Well it’s not all that glamorous but if you like company and the feeling that you’re being really useful, this could be for you. So here’s the guilty admission:

We have office cleaners, but around lunchtime it’s our chaotic kitchen and entertaining visitors where we need help. Someone who can genuinely be nice to people who are messy - even smile at them. Who can pop to the shops so we don’t run out of loo roll, or milk or that special coffee we like. Who’ll get in decent biscuits when we’re trying to impress a client. Who’ll go out and buy a lovely spread for lunch when we’re entertaining (i.e. not a couple of Tesco’s prawn sandwiches and a bag of Walkers). Who’ll take the tea towels home and wash them once a week.

We work hard but we really do have good fun at work, and we’d love you to be part of a team who look after each other.

It is essential you have your own transport.

Send us a CV if you have one, if not just write us a note about why you would be great at this job and either email it or post it to us.

By post: HR Dept, Breakthrough Funding Ltd, Letraset Building, Wotton Road, Ashford, TN23 6FL.

Email using the apply online button.

By the way, we always reply to every application – it’s the least we can do because we’re always flattered that someone would like to join our team.

Closing date: 30 November 2015

Breakthrough Funding helps small businesses become great big ones. Our offices are based in Ashford, Kent, and since our launch in April 2015, we have grown to 11 staff and gained over £1.7 million in cash or tax relief back for our clients with much much more in the pipeline. This is just the beginning.